Friday, July 17, 2009

Recent conspiracy theories

1.) The Moon video from NASA... first of all, the FES http://www.alaska.net/~clund/e_djublonskopf/Flatearthsociety.htm should be all over this. NASA had to go to HOLLYWOOD?!?!?! to "fix" the video because they "erased" the original tapes because they thought they would have to re-use it???? fuck man, were times so tough that NASA's blank check on space exploration did account for extra tape? the fact that th FES already think Hollywood made the Apollo missions ona sound stage in the valley somewhere only gains strenght when they go to hollywood to fix the footage. What... are they gonna pull the sets out of storage?? Fuck man, dont do shit that keeps the conspiracy alive. 2.) The Florida family murder... Alright, it may be too soon. but bear with me. a) That house wasnt a house, that was a F'ing COMPUND. It has been stated that the guys in custody expected the security system to be off because they had a person ready to disable. apparently that person never showed up. I find it odd that they all knew eachtoehr from working as oddjobsmen ont he property...so they had knowledge of the layout. Here's my theory. It was the eldest daughter.a) the eldest daughter would have knowledge of the security systemb) the eldest daughter would know the men from working ont he propertyc) the eldest daughter knows how much her parent are worth.d) she may have felt that her parent didnt love her since they adopted so many other kids...e) she got jealous.f) she wasnted to ensure she would receive money fromt he will, instead of it going to the adpoted special needs kids, which would severley deplete the inheirtance.g) She hired the gardner, and his cronies to off the parents.h) she left the security system on in order that they get caught. The only hole in my theory is how they could have been hired but not know it was her at the same time. otherwise, they would have dropped dime onm her already. am working out how she could have hired them via proxy, so they would have no knowledge who the "security expert" was, or that she planned the whole damn thing.


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Friday, June 19, 2009

Quimby's Queries #1

Do you think people ever fart in your face on the escalator?

Think about it, when you're riding 2 or 3 steps behind someone on the escalator you are at face level with their butt. If they wanted to, or just accidentally let one sneak out, they could quite easily fart directly in your face.


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Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Quote of the Day

"This change comes in a tea bag."

This quote is courtesy of RNC chairman Michael Steele. Stand alone, of course my mind went right into the gutter and I had myself quite the hearty chuckle, but Mr. Steele was referring to the Republican grassroots movement. Okay, my mind is still in the gutter and it's still a little funny. But apparently Mr. Steele was referring to those tea bagging hippies who reject big government every April and throw Tea Parties to protest having to pay taxes. I guess that's who the RNC is courting these days. But hey, if your government is doing something you don't like, you have the right to protest for change, even if you have to tea bag to get it.


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Saturday, May 16, 2009

You Know What Really Grinds My Gears?

You know what really grinds my gears? When people ride the escalator all the way up to the tippy top. You know what I'm talking about? All the way up to where the stairs become flat and get recycled into the escalator again. It's like they can't be bothered to walk until the last possible second when they absolutely have to. Don't get me wrong, I'm not one of those annoying people who charge up the escalator at full speed, I enjoy the ride, but I will usually take the last 5-10 steps just to get the journey started. But sometimes this is foiled by the esca-rider who must squeeze every ounce of automation out of the moving stairs. When those annoying esca-bounders are flying by to my left I am stuck and must ride the ride to the tippy top, standing to the right for the entirety of my journey.

So to you esca-rider, move it or the top of the escalator will eat your shoelace.


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Friday, May 08, 2009

My take on Vegas and Atlantic City

This is my inaugural post and it’s about something that has been burning me since Harold’s birthday. Feel free to comment, and I am pretty sure there are many egregious English mistakes littered throughout so I pre-apologize.

Having returned from my recent trips to both Vegas and Atlantic City, I must say that I am slightly upset with the direction Las Vegas is heading. I don’t mean the large urban sprawl or the fact that they may run out of water in the next few years. I am talking about the half naked bimbo card dealers that are taking over the place. I know some of you would be surprised that Paddington Bear doesn’t want a half naked woman dealing him blackjack. I will get to my reasons soon enough. First let’s look at how this phenomenon is taking over. The first appearance and the only reason me and my group of buddies went to Hard Rock Casino was to check out these supposed barely clad dealers. Sure enough, when the sun went down, the bikini dealers took over the tables. Not only were they dealing the table games they also had pole dancers mere feet away. Now I won’t lie, I did enjoy this for a while and it was even better when we moved on to the PH (Planet Hollywood) which has what they call the “Pleasure Pit” where the poll dancers are even closer and the dealer wore even less. But I soon found this trend was taking over, Caesar’s Palace has the Pussycat Dolls dealer area and Luxor was installing a Cathouse dealer area. I am sure there’s more to come. So why don’t I like this trend? Because these great looking dealers don’t know how to be dealers, a good dealer will talk to the table and play up the cards. Not a single one of the “hot” dealer really interacted with the table. I split aces once and she just flipped the cards over, a good dealer knows how to build the anticipation and deal the card face down and come back to me last after I have sweated out a gallon of water wondering what cards are going to come up. Some of my favorite times at casinos have been with good talkative and entertaining dealers, mostly older women and chipper men.

So this leads to Atlantic City which doesn’t really hold a candle to Vegas, yet I didn’t see a trace of the half naked dealers while there. But I did manage to have a great time with normal dealers who knew how to play up the game. I forget her name but I played with an old feisty dealer in her sixties and she knew how to be a great dealer! I enjoyed Atlantic City and I think they are going in the right direction if they add some more updated casinos like the Borgata and say clear of the bimbo dealers. As hard as it might be to believe, if I came to gamble, I want to gamble, if I came to stare at boobs I wouldn’t want blackjack to get in the way of my boob viewing!


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Thursday, May 07, 2009

So the best thing to come out of the swine flu mass histeria shockingly enough came from reality TV. Coincidently, when the world was coming to an end Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt (collectively known as Speidi) from faux-reality show "The Hills" "fame" decided to put on a show and get married. And where did they decide to go for their honeymoon in the midst of all this swine flu chaos??? Cabo San Lucus, Mexico of course!! Yes, retards. Apparently Heidi was also shooting a music video (ya, she's multi-"talented"). Below is a picture of the newly weds enjoying the beach on their honeymoon.




What I love about this picture is the possibilities. Are they going to get surgical mask tan lines? There's no one on the beach, who are they going to catch swine flu from? At least they are protected from passing oral herpes to each other. And at least we are protected (at least momentarily) from the verbal diarrhea that inevitably is spewing from their mouths (not to mention Spencer's creepy flesh colored beard).

What a couple of cool looking idiots...


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Wednesday, May 06, 2009

Only The Good Die Old



Bea Arthur

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If Dick Van Dyke dies tomorrow I'm calling in sick.


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Craig T. Nelson is timeless

How delighted was I to hear that TV veteran and eternal “Coach” Craig T. Nelson was making a glorious return to prime time? The answer is very! Twenty years after the movie “Parenthood” (starring Steve Martin, Diane Weist, Keanu Reeves, Rick Moranis, and many others) was released NBC execs are making television magic with a TV drama based the dynamics of the dysfunctional Braverman family. At first my reaction was, “Really?! Wow, that’s kind of reaching, going back 20 years to get an idea for a show.” Until I heard those 3 magic words…Craig T. Nelson. My heart sank a little when I heard a couple of very distressing words, Dax Shepard, but I digress. Oh, did I mention that Craig T. Nelson’s character is named Zeek! Yes! It just keeps getting better! The Parenthood TV show does have a couple of other things going for it, it is being executive produced by Ron Howard and Brian Grazer. Craig T. Nelson demands the best.

So if Parenthood the series lasts longer than 13 episodes, welcome back Coach, welcome back.


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Monday, April 20, 2009

So this is the crew; bow before the glorious visage! The background consist of almost a thousand pictures most of which is just covered up. They're a good looking bunch. Perhaps I'll order a poster out of this. By the way, depending on your screen you may not see the whole picture. Click to see in full size. If you want a copy I have the original at around 5k px.

From Collages


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Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Time to Rant

This is a bit of a controversial subject, but once again I feel the need to bring up why I am rapidly losing interest in the Washington Nationals and being a supporter of the team. I have never been one to subscribe to the idea that you should just remain totally loyal to a failing franchise and shut up about their problems and support them because if you don’t you aren’t a real fan. I think just the opposite is true; anyone who is a real fan of this team should be absolutely disgusted by the state of the Nationals. I think voicing and acting on that opinion is really the only way to get anything to change in the way this team plays and especially in the way this team is run. They are a joke and an absolute embarrassment to baseball.

I happened to move to DC right when the inaugural season of this team was about to kick off, I still remember that Preston Wilson hit the first ever HR for the Nationals. I was excited by the fact that finally after almost 10+ years of being in places without a MLB team, I would have a team in my hometown and I quickly became a fan. That first year team, playing at a wreck of an old stadium, managed by Major League Baseball which had decimated the team and its farm system and coming off a final year in Montréal in which nobody cared about the team at all, and full of players whom nobody had ever heard of managed to finish the season at 81-81, right at .500. This was a great success and I really thought that maybe these guys would actually be able to be good in a few years. Boy, was I ever wrong. Every single since then they have finished worse than they did that first season, that is simply inexcusable. In the four years that the Nationals have been in town they have had 5 all star players, they have traded away or just let go three of those players. Can anyone explain to me how when you are trying to build a team, you get rid of the guys who made the all-star team? Lets examine the reasons why this team finds itself as the sorriest excuse for a professional sports team outside the Detroit Lions.

First and foremost are the piss poor player personnel decisions, this team has repeatedly traded away or just let go the consistent, everyday type players while taking wild gambles on unproven and incredibly inconsistent project players. So far, none of these players has panned out. Elijah Dukes only shows up once every few weeks, Lastings Milledge is a bust, Austin Kearns is a joke who doesn’t even start anymore, and Felipe Lopez was an error machine who they actually gave up on. This team has had almost 5 years to get its shit together yet still finds themselves as the worst team in baseball. The Tampa Bay Rays went from laughing stock to AL champions, the Nationals have gone from .500 ball club to worst team in baseball in the same time frame. Another problem with this team is the blasé, soulless fan base. You show up to a game at Nationals Park and you are more likely going to find A) More fans of the opposing team there and B) Those that aren’t, are too busy checking their blackberrys all game long as opposed to paying attention to the game. The typical “Nationals Fan” would rather talk to you more about the 5th district congressional seat in Kentucky than who should be the 3rd starter in the rotation. In short, it’s a casual and not very knowledgeable fan base and it really kills the atmosphere of a Nationals game, which brings me to another complaint, the ballpark itself. Nationals Park is like the playboy centerfold of stadiums, quite nice to look at, but utterly devoid of personality and uniqueness, and extremely expensive. $7.50 for a Bud Light? C’mon guys, I know it has the fancy logo on it and all, but give a guy a break its hard enough to watch this team play.

There are certainly many more problems I could bring up from firing Frank Robinson, the piss poor marketing of this team, the crappy TV coverage (why do I only get like 10 HD games all season?), the lackluster and unimaginative giveaway promotions, and the list goes on and on. The bottom line though is this team has gotten progressively worse from a team that was 81-81. When do the excuses stop? When does this fanbase start holding this team accountable for its terrible performance? Until I see some marked improvement in this team I will not be buying any game tickets more expensive than the cheap seats. I will not be purchasing anymore merchandise of the team. I will not be going out of my way to catch the games on crappy SD on MASN2.

I hope you are listening Nationals, because Im the kind of fan you want. Most of this fanbase doesn’t care enough about this team to even be angry at the state of it, I do. Its pretty sad when the one thing you have done right in almost 5 years was the racing Presidents. Shape it up Nats, and quickly because my money and my interest is rapidly turning up I-95 to Baltimore.


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Monday, March 23, 2009

What the What?!

I saw a Q-Tip on a Metro platform this morning. A Q-Tip itself is not an odd object, but what is it doing on a metro platform? Was someone really removing the wax from their ear canal while waiting for the train and then decided just to discard the soiled cotton swab right then and there? Or could there be a more innocent explanation? Maybe the Q-Tip just fell out of someone’s bag as they reached in to get a pen. But what is a loose Q-Tip doing in someone’s bag? I mean the point of a Q-Tip is that they are supposed to be clean, if not somewhat sterile. A Q-Tip isn’t really a fun or appropriate toy for a child, so it’s not like it was dropped by an excited (or bored) little imp. Possibly a hip fashionita was putting the finishing touches on her make-up while waiting for the train and the rush of wind as the train went by blew said Q-Tip out of her hand. But who really gets that in depth with their make-up in public? None of these hypotheses seem plausible to me, which at the sight of a Q-Tip a Metro platform this morning had me saying, “What the what?!”


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Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Adventures in Vegas - Episode 5

This is the much anticipated Series Finale of "Adventures in Vegas" I think this is the most meaningful and deepest one yet


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Friday, March 13, 2009

Adventures in Vegas - Episode 4

Episode 4 of the 5 part comedy series that has been dubbed "The most intense and thought provoking show of television." - Chicago Sun-Times


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Thursday, March 12, 2009

Adventures in Vegas - Episode 3

This is episode 3 of this special 5 part comedy series


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Nancy Drew and the Pardyboyz Season preview part1

A new Sports news show covering the coming Spring Kickball Season.



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Spring Preview pt.2

The Second Installment of the Sports Writer Bob Landford and Jimmy "The Didgeradoo" Hogan



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Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Adventures in Vegas - Episode 2


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Adventures in Vegas - Episode 1


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Tuesday, March 10, 2009

NDPB Asshole Rules

There have been several controversies regarding the rules of "Asshole"... the drinking game during parties in which a game was attempted to be played. Always there is a five minute dissertation to get the rules laid right, since its one of those games where everyone plays different. This will serve as the "OFFICIAL" NDPB rules for any parties in the future. This can be a living blog, and may be updated as we amend rules.



1. Home Rule- The Home rule states that whomever's house that the game is being played at is the automatic president for the first round. president is the only rank for the first round. there is no vice, and there is no asshole. This rule serves to create an authority for any rule disputes, and to keep the game moving.



2. Normal Play- During normal play, the turns should continue in a clockwise manner starting with the president, then the vice, all the way down the ranks until the asshole is reached. The President may open play with any card, or any card pair he/she may choose.



3. Doubles vs. 3 of a kind vs. single cards- Single cards may only be played upon single cards, and doubles on doubles; and so forth. A pair, or 3 of a kind can only be played at the beginning of play, or after any clear.



4. Skipsies- Anytime two same-ranked cards are played in succession, the next player is skipped. ex.- player A plays a 3, player B plays a 3, player C is skipped and must drink.



5. Drink!- You MUST drink when you can not play a card. If you can not beat the last card played by either a natural superior rank, or any trump cards, you skip your turn and must drink. also, if you are the victim of rule #4, you must also drink. These are basic drinking rules that can not be Vetoed. Even the President MUST drink in these situations.



6. Trump cards- In any NDPB game, both the 2 and the 4 are both special trump cards.

during any play, a 2 may be thrown to clear the pile. a single 2 may be thrown on any pair, or 3 of a kind.

A 4 may be played as a wild and at this time a social occurs... everyone must drink. play continues as if the 4 was never played, and the last card is still active. A four may be played after any pair or 3 of a kind.



7. Ranks- Only 3 official ranks exist in any NDPB game: the President, The vice President, and the Asshole.



President- Before the cards are dealt for the next round, the President may announce 1 new rule. most rules are allowed, but be reasonable. its supposed to be fun.

Vice-president- serves only to be a crony and has no real authority

Asshole- The Asshole is the most important role in the game. The Asshole always deals. The asshole always refills beers. The Asshole also clears the pile when appropriate.

8. The "Automatic Asshole" rule- Between rounds when the asshole is shuffling and dealing the deck, no one, not even the president may tell anyone to drink. Anyone telling anyone to drink is automatic asshole. Further, until the cards are completely dealt, the Asshole may tell ANYONE to drink, even the president.

It is common practive to use the "musical chairs" concept when sitting in ranks, with plush seating for the president, and degradeing seating as the ranks get lower, to possible sitting on the ice chest, or even standing for the asshole.


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Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Chingate' Odalis Perz

I'm taking a cue from one of my new favorite blogs.http://fuckyoupenguin.blogspot.com/

and saying, FUCK YOU, Odalis Peres. you decide to not show up for the first day of practice to Nationals Spring training because you want more money and more guarantees. Well, Fuck you Peres, who the fuck do you think you are? you went 7-12 after starting for 30 games. I'm not asking you to win 20 games or more, I'm asking you to have more wins than losses. guarantee some wins asshole, and the natties will guarantee you some money.

and who the fuck do you think you are that you think you can command anything? You cant even command you're own fucking fastball. lets look at something I found out on the internets... Your Yahoo! stats page.
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/players/6088

honestly, i will give you this. You're average. You're FUCKING AVERAGE when it comes to ERA. I'm not asking you to have a super low ERA like 2.53 which is the league leader, but average, i cant complain. so far you're case holds some water. but then again, now I'm looking at the strike-outs column. your little blue bar seems very low considering the league league leader. 119 K's is way better than average in this column. that's great considering the league average is a mere 47. I believe you may be winning me over odalis. Your WHIP is shoddy to say the least, and now i understand why you play for the Nats. For your 159 innings pitched, you allow at least 1.48 walks and hits per inning. the league average is 1.38, which may not seem far off, but most pitchers can pitch 160 full innings in a season... you fall short at 159.2 not to bad, but we're starting to see why the worst team in baseball thinks you're not that great either.
My biggest problem is you're win column buddy. 7 games. 7 games? are you kidding? 162 game season, and you pick up 7 bigtime games?! you think this deserves recognition of skill? you started 30 games, if you broke EVEN you'd have 15. You dont even have that! SHIT, you don't have HALF of HALF. http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Top-O-The-Order-Oh-Odalis-mdash-Nationals-l;_ylt=Agz6XHghauHYyW98P1uzzouFCLcF?urn=mlb,141942

Before you start threatening staying home rather than be disrespected, you better start realising that the worst team in baseball is the only team willing to deal with your sorry ass.

also, in the last link there's a picture of you on the mound.. you're standing still, doing nothing. but I see a Baltimore orioles player running the bases rather casually... did he knock in a homer on you? I'm am guessing that's what it is considering you gave up 22 HRs in the 30 games you started, you POS.
My advice to you is asshole, get to practice, you need it. Otherwise, you will be sitting on your ass at home.
My advice to the Natties: sign me guys, my offer still stands. 1 million for one year. I guarantee 5 wins, or your money back.


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Monday, February 16, 2009

Pulling the Plug

It is coming close to happening. It is always sad when these days come when I am about ready to pull the plug on an old friend. Heroes, you made me weep when I cut you off and deleted you from my DVR. Pushing Daisies? Not long after I cut you out of my life did ABC cut you out of everybodies lives. There was always one show however that i could tune into each and every Thursday night and be guranteed laugh, entertainment and a bucketload of quotes to impress my friends with on the coming weekend, that show was of course you, The Office. What wonderful times we had, you and I, laughing at Michael Scotts bumbling ways, Dwight Shrutes outrageous behavior, and the general antics and mayhem of the superb supporting cast. Your laughs based off of general office place mayhem were clever on both the high and lowbrow forms, you were in a word, superb.

That is why it is so saddening to see where you are now. Stepping further and further into the realm of dramedy, neglecting the characters and story quirks that made you so interesting while you focus on lame relationship stories that you ask the audience to take seriously. Remember the Toby/Michael squabbles? Only a throwaway line or two in todays shows. Remember when you brought Ryan back? I do, but nobody else does since he hasnt been seen on camera in weeks. Remember when Michael was just a goofy clutz, who you could count on for laughs? Now he is crying over a broken heart. Rememebr when Andy Bernard was the goofiest guy in The Office? Now he is getting into serious fights with Dwight over Angela.

The bottom line is the The Office, I dont watch you for relationship drama. There are hundreds of other shows and movies that do that with a cast far more suited for that type of thing. You guys are supposed to be comedians, its supposed to be a comedy show yet week after week the serious storylines take more and more precedance while the comedy storylines become the "B" story. In short, you have become like every other lame sitcom on network television.

You are on life support The Office, the prognosis is not good. Two weeks maybe. If we dont see some signifigant improvemenet I'm afraid I may have to pull the plug. It will be best for both of us, I need to start the grieving process and move on in life without you and I think we need to end your suffering. Dieing like this is just no way to go out.


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Wednesday, February 04, 2009

On Sports

I understand what people are upset with Michael Phelps about. I just don't think people are putting it into the right words to sports heads for them to buy into the argument of "role-model" vs. Athlete. The difference is pro athlete vs. Olympic athlete for one thing. they are completely different on a few levels. the argument about good performing athlete vs. poor performing athlete also come into play on this article. below is my argument concerning both points.



1. Michael Phelps is in the wrong because he is not a pro athlete, per se. When Vick got busted, he only embarrassed him, and the ATL Falcons organization. When Pacman Jones want to "make it rain" in da club, he embarrasses only himself, the Dallas Cowboys, and Jerry Jones... except not anymore. But Michael Phelps doesn't play for a privately owned organization (that's another argument entirely). He plays for USA. he represents, you, me and everyone here. The Charles Barkley argument is moot. "you're not paying me to be a role model, you're paying me to win" Remember when he played for the first dream team, and he was making those poor Lithuanian B-Ballers look ridiculous? the difference is that he acted the fool only on the court. He still acted right off the court. All his off court drama has only come up in recent years.



2. The other argument is about Good athletes get away with more. This is entirely true. Good players don't lose endorsements or get cut from teams. some players get more than one chance.

I will use a relevant case: Olympics. Bode Miller. Once thought to be the MOST dominant Super-G skier int he world, team USA let his lifestyle choices and choice to not train with the team actually slide. he actually said on record hat he partied often till the early morning hours drunk of his ass before an actual competition.(okay, not in those words, but not far off). team USA let that slide. but then Bode Miller, seemingly choked in every Big competition we instantly shun him, and talk badly about him. Being bad in the second tier Olympics is bad enough, but bad lifestyle choices as well... you get nothing. If anything, Michael Phelps choose wisely while he was still relevant. The summer Olympics were only a few months ago, people still care about him and he's still doing commercials for all kinds of crap. He will too, for another year, or until he screws up again and gets his third strike. As soon as he becomes irrelevant, like Marion Jones was when she came out with her performance enhancing drugs, he will get crucified like Marion Jones. and then we'll give them a book deal and an Oprah interview.
Remember Lance Armstrong came up hot in multiple tests for certain drugs? he'd already won 7 tour de Lances by then... that's right, they renamed it for him. think yellow... remember that? before lance, yellow was the color of Tour de France winner jersey not much else. Not a bracelet fad. We all let that shit go, because not only was he a winner, but he also had a hot as hell wife who was also at the top of her game. It was only until he started a bromance with naked bongos Maconnaughy and spider-boy Maguire did we start thinking he was a bit off... so what does he do? announce hes gonna ride again. and we completely forget about drug tests.
speaking of McGwire. Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa... NO ONE cared about drugs when they were at the height of their Homerun derby. We just wanted to see the Homeruns. And they were positively great human interest stories too. Sammy always giving big ups to mom and god with the kissy faces, and McGwire was an all American good ol boy. whats not to love?
then along come big bad Barry bonds. who is an ass hat with a baseball glove. you can be a cheater and you can be good. but you cant be an asshole about it. Do not get a reality about the harsh world of a poor millionaire that plays a game for job. that's a dream, you can be an asshole while living the dream.

speaking of dreams.
I had a dream the other day. i had a dream I was playing relief pitcher for the Washington nationals. I remember waking up and going... "hmm, this could happen" Because every kids want s to play Shortstop or 1st base for the yankees... those are hardcore dreams. but a national? who dreams about that? apparently me. here's the thing... It COULD Happen. the Natties are the worst team in a screwed up game. they cant seem to sign their college picks. They cant seem to trade their valuable guys for something valuable(Jon Rauch, Alfonso Soriano)in fact, they just let them go. They cant seem to make any waves int he FA market. we almsot had Texeira, but then baseball villain DEVIL IN PINSTRIPES come along and offers him the one thing we cant.. money.
that's the problem with baseball. the NY devils can sign anyone they want to sit the bench for millions of dollars. and still sell their jerseys. the Nats cant sell a ticket. shit, they cant GIVE away tickets. and we'll stick with Manny Acta while he makes terrible decisions late in games witha 5-0 lead and watch as the Bullpen gives up five runs on five pitches... all homeruns. swear, it felt that way last season.
speaking of bullpens and dreams..
so there i was, called in from right field bullpen to the mound and natties park. my first professional baseball game. the natties are up 3-0 in the 6th inning. I'm not even the closer. shit, all I gotta do is get this to the 8th inning and I'm good. i don't even have to strike anyone out, I just cant give up a home run. and then i hear it, the stadium announcer:
"now pitching, number double zero, "Superfudge"" well, they use my real name, but I replace it here with my pen name. yeah, I'm double zero. Milledge wears 34 already and I don't have the dough to pay for it. that's the thing, i can work for cheap. 1.5 million that's all I ask. that aint shit. i need the .5 to pay for my superagent Drew Rosenhouse. he's an awesome agent.
really, I don't remember too much, but I remember waking up, after getting lit up on the mound like christmas eve. i think I gave up like ten runs or something. and thinking, damn, for the natties, that was pretty good. and I started breaking in my glove the next day.


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Wednesday, January 21, 2009

the future aint bright

Look, the one time I actually believed in change. The one time I was ready to go and believe: congress will make changes. the president actually care about those changes http://www.mtv.com/videos/news/333638/sway-welcomes-you-to-the-youth-inaugural-ball.jhtml#id=1603059



This alone shows me how much not only how much that politics is still going to be staus quo, but how much that young people's opinon will still not count. It bothers me that to no end that we had to wait for almost 6 hours to be told that we would not be able to see our our president. this is not baout not getting intoa party. this si about that EVRY other inaugural ball there was lines for sure, but you knew you would get in. No other inuagural blatantly oversells tickets expecting people to be content with waiting in line. Some people worked for 6+ years all over the country forsaking relationships and their own personal lives to amek this happen. The reward was suppsoed to be this party.
The fact that this party treated every young person there insignificant ly showed me that we are allowed to work for change, but change is not allowed toc ome to us. damnit, I even changed my political affiliation this time.


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