Friday, June 19, 2009

Quimby's Queries #1

Do you think people ever fart in your face on the escalator?

Think about it, when you're riding 2 or 3 steps behind someone on the escalator you are at face level with their butt. If they wanted to, or just accidentally let one sneak out, they could quite easily fart directly in your face.

5 comments:

Harriet the Spy said...

One of the many reasons why I'm so glad to be able to drive to work and avoid crowded metro escalators!

Vinnie the Pooh said...

I don't know if someone has farted on my face but I know I've farted on someone face before :)

Hopefully It wasn't Harriet the Spy :)

Superfudge said...

I fart on people's faces all the time.


Harriet: stop being so Bourgeoisie

Harriet the Spy said...

Remind me to never follow you two up an escalator.

Montana10 said...
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