Sarah Palin is hot

OK, this is about as political as I'd like for my posts to get.

Is it just me, or is McCain's VP pick kinda MILF-ish looking? At the very least she definitely has the sexy librarian look going when you see that picture of her in red wearing glasses.

That's right, i said the potential VP is HOT looking. Like Nicholosn said...
"There's nothing sexier than a woman you have to salute int he morning."


The fact that she's the governor of the place where all the oil in America is adds to her sexiness. Imagine: you want to drill for oil. The vice says "how bout my backyard? we got tons"
sexy.
All outdoorsy and shit. She lives in Alaska, so of course she fishes. chicks fishing.
sexy.
Then as I'm listening to the guy on CNN..."She's a card carrying member of the NRA... she owns guns.." That lady with a gun?!
sexy.
And you know, because of the cold she probably snowskis...
the VP is gonna be a sexy snowbunny.
sexy.

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Appreciated, but still odd

According to the trusty Washington Post, Hayden Panettiere of Heroes fame has joined the cause of Washington DC voting rights. The teenage star appeared at a voting rights luncheon organized by "shadow" congressmen and was quoted as saying,

"There are no words to describe how incomprehensible it is to me that American citizens who live in Washington, D.C., our nation's capital, have no voting representation in Congress or the Senate. All citizens living in other capitals of democratic countries around the world have representations, but not here in the United States.

"It is literally taxation without representation, and isn't that what started the American Revolution in the first place? [Was she being rhetorical or did she really not know?] Representation is the right of every American, so please join me in supporting Washington's right to vote."

I'm sure the citizens of DC appreciate Ms. Panettiere's support, but it just seems like such an obscure cause. Apparently Betty White has the animal rescue racket cornered.

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Pink eye

Having pink eye in general sucks.

Having pink eye on your hard-earned, much-deserved vacation really sucks.

I just wanted to throw that out there.

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Musing from a Southeast Market

I needed to go to my local Safeway to get some foods stuffs and with my little basket I enter the 15 items or less line. Then I notice that the couple in front of me is buying 5 large bottles of Crisco vegetable oil—and that’s it! While my mind was reeling with snap judgments and the beginnings of inappropriate theories, it got better. They pulled out a raincheck! Not only did they buy 5 large bottles of vegetable oil, but they planned to do it once but were rebuffed and then made a special trip later to complete the purchase. Bargain bulk vegetable oil. Awesome.

Red, are rainchecks in your coupon mom arsenal?

Then as I placed my groceries on the conveyer belt I heard the check out girl say, “Ouch, what is that?” I reply, “Ya, that’s an artichoke, it has thorns.” Granted I’ve been lucky enough to experience a variety of foods in my lifetime, but c’mon man, you work in a grocery store! Artichokes aren’t THAT exotic. I guess the worldly and sophisticated clerks are across the street at the Harris Teeter.

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What I learned from Couponmom.com

For those of you not in the world of discount or affordable family grocery shopping, let me clue you in to a new internet phenomenon--coupon websites. Couponmom.com is one of the leading coupon mega-sites around and due to the depression "faltering economy" its membership has been growing every day. The founder of this website took her personal shopping habits and uploaded them online for others to learn from her secrets. Essentially the woman cuts every coupon she can. She buys 3-4 Sunday papers, uses in-store flyers, and downloads some off the internet. Then she takes the grocery store mailers that tells you all the specials for that week and cross references her substantial list of coupons to that sales flyer. She mostly buys food that has a coupon AND is also on sale. She checks out the mailers from 3-4 local grocers plus CVS, Costco, Sam's club, ect. She manages to feed her family of 4 on under $80 a week--that includes packing lunches for all 4 members--it also includes toiletries and cleaning supplies! To give you some reference, a good week for me is one that I can keep my grocery bill under $175.

Her website cross references all that information into a printable list for crazy coupon maniacs similar to herself, but it still requires some research on your part.

Her method is meticulous, time consuming, and strategically difficult. While I do not have the time necessary to lodge a full assault on the soaring price of Cap't Crunch, I do have a bit of "me" time I can devote to coupon cutting, deal scouring, and menu planning.

However. My foray into the world of coupons was a frustrating disaster. The first week I was pretty proud of myself. Using the food in the pantry and a smart menu plan, my coupons and I got our weekly bill down to $125. Not bad.

But the next week, I delved in a bit more and tried for the super bargains. I spent an hour on Sunday getting myself prepared for my Monday grocery shopping only to realize the true bargain hunters get the early advanced Sunday paper and read the Thursday mailers. SO by Monday afternoon that "Buy one Get one Free" bottle of Lysol Spray Disinfectant Bathroom Cleaner, with a .35$ coupon (doubled!) was cleared off the shelf. In visible dismay I even asked the man in the coveralls if there were any more in the back (there wasn't). With complaining child in tow, I rush to the next bargain. WHEW. Chewy brand Low-Fat Granola Bars are still there, albeit the delicious Dark Chocolate Cherry ones are gone. Still, 2 boxes for $2.89 ain't bad. I ended up passing up the food I normally buy to search for discounts on things I maybe don't need (How long will it take me to get through those 2 bottles of bathroom cleaner anyway?) I left the grocery store with weird items, nothing for dinner, and a paucity of fruit and veggies for $130. I need to go back today to purchase all the things that I forgot in my frustration and confusion of flipping through the mound of (unorganized) coupons.

So what have I learned?
Cutting coupons, planning menus, and going for deep discounts are a waste of time for a young 20-something college student.

Although... I'm still closing the office door on Sundays for 2 hours and telling the family I'm busy.





ps. that lady that founded Couponmom.com? Her website now rakes in over 6 figures a year.

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Words of Wisdom

Its been said before, but I'll say it again...Unless you are absolutely, 100%, couldn't be more sure, positive, and certifiably insane, don't have kids.
They ruin your sex life,
They ask you strange and awkward questions,
They are filled, just brimming with germs and sickness,
They are insolent,
They are conniving,
They are expensive as all hell,
They are time consuming,
They exhaust you with their energy,
They looove to argue,
They are actually pretty funny,
They are inquisitive and come up with some damn good questions,
They are silly and make you smile,
They like hugs more then money,
They just want to please you,
Riding their bikes makes them ridiculously happy,
So does blowing bubbles,
They have endless rivers of creativity,

Ah. Hell. Have kids, but wait till your older.
:)

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