Its been said before, but I'll say it again...Unless you are absolutely, 100%, couldn't be more sure, positive, and certifiably insane, don't have kids.
They ruin your sex life,
They ask you strange and awkward questions,
They are filled, just brimming with germs and sickness,
They are insolent,
They are conniving,
They are expensive as all hell,
They are time consuming,
They exhaust you with their energy,
They looove to argue,
They are actually pretty funny,
They are inquisitive and come up with some damn good questions,
They are silly and make you smile,
They like hugs more then money,
They just want to please you,
Riding their bikes makes them ridiculously happy,
So does blowing bubbles,
They have endless rivers of creativity,
Ah. Hell. Have kids, but wait till your older.
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