Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Geeks vs Nerds


I have been meaning to post this picture that describes the differences in Geeks, Nerds, Dorks, and Dweebs. I believe this accurately portrays the true separation of the "statuses". If you had to pick a winner I am sure it would be the Geeks.

Let me break down a few examples, for instance someone who is obsessed with technology or science to a high degree of knowledge and can easily relate to the world would be considered a Geek. Another example is a person who obsesses over something that does not improve their knowledge such as LARPing or Star Trek and can not be social or interact in a group without discussing their obsession, then that person would be a Dork!

Please Discuss, does anyone else have good examples to prove the Venn Diagram.


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Thursday, January 07, 2010

A Dance Night For Delinquents and Degenerates

Hello NDPB,

Thank you for coming and reading this years very first NDPB posting for 2010. Being back in the DC area for the holidays really made feel nostalgic. You never really know how much you miss a place until you think you're totally out of there. And specially being able to see a majority of my friends makes me all the more eager to come back.

So a forum I frequently visit posted a link of a DIY Popping and Locking which was very painful to watch. But once you get past the hair...and the hair...and the bubble attitude, Dancing Kim is pretty hot looking. (no it wasn't a porn forum, yes it was a gaming forum).

Anyway, while Googling for more Dancing Kim goodness, I came upon this - Reform School: A Dance Night for Delinquents and Degenerates. This needs further investigation and the flashing gif compelled me to look.

This place happens to be in DC! I guess being out of the club scene I wouldn't know but there's girls in school uniforms. I'm not what else to say...there's girls in school uniforms. So check the links above and this link for a gallery.

That is all. Just an FYI.

PS
Don't miss Dancing Kim do the Robot, Cabbage Patch, and even the Thriller!


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Friday, July 17, 2009

Recent conspiracy theories

1.) The Moon video from NASA... first of all, the FES http://www.alaska.net/~clund/e_djublonskopf/Flatearthsociety.htm should be all over this. NASA had to go to HOLLYWOOD?!?!?! to "fix" the video because they "erased" the original tapes because they thought they would have to re-use it???? fuck man, were times so tough that NASA's blank check on space exploration did account for extra tape? the fact that th FES already think Hollywood made the Apollo missions ona sound stage in the valley somewhere only gains strenght when they go to hollywood to fix the footage. What... are they gonna pull the sets out of storage?? Fuck man, dont do shit that keeps the conspiracy alive. 2.) The Florida family murder... Alright, it may be too soon. but bear with me. a) That house wasnt a house, that was a F'ing COMPUND. It has been stated that the guys in custody expected the security system to be off because they had a person ready to disable. apparently that person never showed up. I find it odd that they all knew eachtoehr from working as oddjobsmen ont he property...so they had knowledge of the layout. Here's my theory. It was the eldest daughter.a) the eldest daughter would have knowledge of the security systemb) the eldest daughter would know the men from working ont he propertyc) the eldest daughter knows how much her parent are worth.d) she may have felt that her parent didnt love her since they adopted so many other kids...e) she got jealous.f) she wasnted to ensure she would receive money fromt he will, instead of it going to the adpoted special needs kids, which would severley deplete the inheirtance.g) She hired the gardner, and his cronies to off the parents.h) she left the security system on in order that they get caught. The only hole in my theory is how they could have been hired but not know it was her at the same time. otherwise, they would have dropped dime onm her already. am working out how she could have hired them via proxy, so they would have no knowledge who the "security expert" was, or that she planned the whole damn thing.


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Friday, June 19, 2009

Quimby's Queries #1

Do you think people ever fart in your face on the escalator?

Think about it, when you're riding 2 or 3 steps behind someone on the escalator you are at face level with their butt. If they wanted to, or just accidentally let one sneak out, they could quite easily fart directly in your face.


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Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Quote of the Day

"This change comes in a tea bag."

This quote is courtesy of RNC chairman Michael Steele. Stand alone, of course my mind went right into the gutter and I had myself quite the hearty chuckle, but Mr. Steele was referring to the Republican grassroots movement. Okay, my mind is still in the gutter and it's still a little funny. But apparently Mr. Steele was referring to those tea bagging hippies who reject big government every April and throw Tea Parties to protest having to pay taxes. I guess that's who the RNC is courting these days. But hey, if your government is doing something you don't like, you have the right to protest for change, even if you have to tea bag to get it.


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Saturday, May 16, 2009

You Know What Really Grinds My Gears?

You know what really grinds my gears? When people ride the escalator all the way up to the tippy top. You know what I'm talking about? All the way up to where the stairs become flat and get recycled into the escalator again. It's like they can't be bothered to walk until the last possible second when they absolutely have to. Don't get me wrong, I'm not one of those annoying people who charge up the escalator at full speed, I enjoy the ride, but I will usually take the last 5-10 steps just to get the journey started. But sometimes this is foiled by the esca-rider who must squeeze every ounce of automation out of the moving stairs. When those annoying esca-bounders are flying by to my left I am stuck and must ride the ride to the tippy top, standing to the right for the entirety of my journey.

So to you esca-rider, move it or the top of the escalator will eat your shoelace.


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Friday, May 08, 2009

My take on Vegas and Atlantic City

This is my inaugural post and it’s about something that has been burning me since Harold’s birthday. Feel free to comment, and I am pretty sure there are many egregious English mistakes littered throughout so I pre-apologize.

Having returned from my recent trips to both Vegas and Atlantic City, I must say that I am slightly upset with the direction Las Vegas is heading. I don’t mean the large urban sprawl or the fact that they may run out of water in the next few years. I am talking about the half naked bimbo card dealers that are taking over the place. I know some of you would be surprised that Paddington Bear doesn’t want a half naked woman dealing him blackjack. I will get to my reasons soon enough. First let’s look at how this phenomenon is taking over. The first appearance and the only reason me and my group of buddies went to Hard Rock Casino was to check out these supposed barely clad dealers. Sure enough, when the sun went down, the bikini dealers took over the tables. Not only were they dealing the table games they also had pole dancers mere feet away. Now I won’t lie, I did enjoy this for a while and it was even better when we moved on to the PH (Planet Hollywood) which has what they call the “Pleasure Pit” where the poll dancers are even closer and the dealer wore even less. But I soon found this trend was taking over, Caesar’s Palace has the Pussycat Dolls dealer area and Luxor was installing a Cathouse dealer area. I am sure there’s more to come. So why don’t I like this trend? Because these great looking dealers don’t know how to be dealers, a good dealer will talk to the table and play up the cards. Not a single one of the “hot” dealer really interacted with the table. I split aces once and she just flipped the cards over, a good dealer knows how to build the anticipation and deal the card face down and come back to me last after I have sweated out a gallon of water wondering what cards are going to come up. Some of my favorite times at casinos have been with good talkative and entertaining dealers, mostly older women and chipper men.

So this leads to Atlantic City which doesn’t really hold a candle to Vegas, yet I didn’t see a trace of the half naked dealers while there. But I did manage to have a great time with normal dealers who knew how to play up the game. I forget her name but I played with an old feisty dealer in her sixties and she knew how to be a great dealer! I enjoyed Atlantic City and I think they are going in the right direction if they add some more updated casinos like the Borgata and say clear of the bimbo dealers. As hard as it might be to believe, if I came to gamble, I want to gamble, if I came to stare at boobs I wouldn’t want blackjack to get in the way of my boob viewing!


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Thursday, May 07, 2009

So the best thing to come out of the swine flu mass histeria shockingly enough came from reality TV. Coincidently, when the world was coming to an end Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt (collectively known as Speidi) from faux-reality show "The Hills" "fame" decided to put on a show and get married. And where did they decide to go for their honeymoon in the midst of all this swine flu chaos??? Cabo San Lucus, Mexico of course!! Yes, retards. Apparently Heidi was also shooting a music video (ya, she's multi-"talented"). Below is a picture of the newly weds enjoying the beach on their honeymoon.




What I love about this picture is the possibilities. Are they going to get surgical mask tan lines? There's no one on the beach, who are they going to catch swine flu from? At least they are protected from passing oral herpes to each other. And at least we are protected (at least momentarily) from the verbal diarrhea that inevitably is spewing from their mouths (not to mention Spencer's creepy flesh colored beard).

What a couple of cool looking idiots...


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Wednesday, May 06, 2009

Only The Good Die Old



Bea Arthur

Dom DeLuise
















If Dick Van Dyke dies tomorrow I'm calling in sick.


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Craig T. Nelson is timeless

How delighted was I to hear that TV veteran and eternal “Coach” Craig T. Nelson was making a glorious return to prime time? The answer is very! Twenty years after the movie “Parenthood” (starring Steve Martin, Diane Weist, Keanu Reeves, Rick Moranis, and many others) was released NBC execs are making television magic with a TV drama based the dynamics of the dysfunctional Braverman family. At first my reaction was, “Really?! Wow, that’s kind of reaching, going back 20 years to get an idea for a show.” Until I heard those 3 magic words…Craig T. Nelson. My heart sank a little when I heard a couple of very distressing words, Dax Shepard, but I digress. Oh, did I mention that Craig T. Nelson’s character is named Zeek! Yes! It just keeps getting better! The Parenthood TV show does have a couple of other things going for it, it is being executive produced by Ron Howard and Brian Grazer. Craig T. Nelson demands the best.

So if Parenthood the series lasts longer than 13 episodes, welcome back Coach, welcome back.


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Monday, April 20, 2009

So this is the crew; bow before the glorious visage! The background consist of almost a thousand pictures most of which is just covered up. They're a good looking bunch. Perhaps I'll order a poster out of this. By the way, depending on your screen you may not see the whole picture. Click to see in full size. If you want a copy I have the original at around 5k px.

From Collages


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Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Time to Rant

This is a bit of a controversial subject, but once again I feel the need to bring up why I am rapidly losing interest in the Washington Nationals and being a supporter of the team. I have never been one to subscribe to the idea that you should just remain totally loyal to a failing franchise and shut up about their problems and support them because if you don’t you aren’t a real fan. I think just the opposite is true; anyone who is a real fan of this team should be absolutely disgusted by the state of the Nationals. I think voicing and acting on that opinion is really the only way to get anything to change in the way this team plays and especially in the way this team is run. They are a joke and an absolute embarrassment to baseball.

I happened to move to DC right when the inaugural season of this team was about to kick off, I still remember that Preston Wilson hit the first ever HR for the Nationals. I was excited by the fact that finally after almost 10+ years of being in places without a MLB team, I would have a team in my hometown and I quickly became a fan. That first year team, playing at a wreck of an old stadium, managed by Major League Baseball which had decimated the team and its farm system and coming off a final year in Montréal in which nobody cared about the team at all, and full of players whom nobody had ever heard of managed to finish the season at 81-81, right at .500. This was a great success and I really thought that maybe these guys would actually be able to be good in a few years. Boy, was I ever wrong. Every single since then they have finished worse than they did that first season, that is simply inexcusable. In the four years that the Nationals have been in town they have had 5 all star players, they have traded away or just let go three of those players. Can anyone explain to me how when you are trying to build a team, you get rid of the guys who made the all-star team? Lets examine the reasons why this team finds itself as the sorriest excuse for a professional sports team outside the Detroit Lions.

First and foremost are the piss poor player personnel decisions, this team has repeatedly traded away or just let go the consistent, everyday type players while taking wild gambles on unproven and incredibly inconsistent project players. So far, none of these players has panned out. Elijah Dukes only shows up once every few weeks, Lastings Milledge is a bust, Austin Kearns is a joke who doesn’t even start anymore, and Felipe Lopez was an error machine who they actually gave up on. This team has had almost 5 years to get its shit together yet still finds themselves as the worst team in baseball. The Tampa Bay Rays went from laughing stock to AL champions, the Nationals have gone from .500 ball club to worst team in baseball in the same time frame. Another problem with this team is the blasé, soulless fan base. You show up to a game at Nationals Park and you are more likely going to find A) More fans of the opposing team there and B) Those that aren’t, are too busy checking their blackberrys all game long as opposed to paying attention to the game. The typical “Nationals Fan” would rather talk to you more about the 5th district congressional seat in Kentucky than who should be the 3rd starter in the rotation. In short, it’s a casual and not very knowledgeable fan base and it really kills the atmosphere of a Nationals game, which brings me to another complaint, the ballpark itself. Nationals Park is like the playboy centerfold of stadiums, quite nice to look at, but utterly devoid of personality and uniqueness, and extremely expensive. $7.50 for a Bud Light? C’mon guys, I know it has the fancy logo on it and all, but give a guy a break its hard enough to watch this team play.

There are certainly many more problems I could bring up from firing Frank Robinson, the piss poor marketing of this team, the crappy TV coverage (why do I only get like 10 HD games all season?), the lackluster and unimaginative giveaway promotions, and the list goes on and on. The bottom line though is this team has gotten progressively worse from a team that was 81-81. When do the excuses stop? When does this fanbase start holding this team accountable for its terrible performance? Until I see some marked improvement in this team I will not be buying any game tickets more expensive than the cheap seats. I will not be purchasing anymore merchandise of the team. I will not be going out of my way to catch the games on crappy SD on MASN2.

I hope you are listening Nationals, because Im the kind of fan you want. Most of this fanbase doesn’t care enough about this team to even be angry at the state of it, I do. Its pretty sad when the one thing you have done right in almost 5 years was the racing Presidents. Shape it up Nats, and quickly because my money and my interest is rapidly turning up I-95 to Baltimore.


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Monday, March 23, 2009

What the What?!

I saw a Q-Tip on a Metro platform this morning. A Q-Tip itself is not an odd object, but what is it doing on a metro platform? Was someone really removing the wax from their ear canal while waiting for the train and then decided just to discard the soiled cotton swab right then and there? Or could there be a more innocent explanation? Maybe the Q-Tip just fell out of someone’s bag as they reached in to get a pen. But what is a loose Q-Tip doing in someone’s bag? I mean the point of a Q-Tip is that they are supposed to be clean, if not somewhat sterile. A Q-Tip isn’t really a fun or appropriate toy for a child, so it’s not like it was dropped by an excited (or bored) little imp. Possibly a hip fashionita was putting the finishing touches on her make-up while waiting for the train and the rush of wind as the train went by blew said Q-Tip out of her hand. But who really gets that in depth with their make-up in public? None of these hypotheses seem plausible to me, which at the sight of a Q-Tip a Metro platform this morning had me saying, “What the what?!”


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Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Adventures in Vegas - Episode 5

This is the much anticipated Series Finale of "Adventures in Vegas" I think this is the most meaningful and deepest one yet


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Friday, March 13, 2009

Adventures in Vegas - Episode 4

Episode 4 of the 5 part comedy series that has been dubbed "The most intense and thought provoking show of television." - Chicago Sun-Times


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Thursday, March 12, 2009

Adventures in Vegas - Episode 3

This is episode 3 of this special 5 part comedy series


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Nancy Drew and the Pardyboyz Season preview part1

A new Sports news show covering the coming Spring Kickball Season.



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Spring Preview pt.2

The Second Installment of the Sports Writer Bob Landford and Jimmy "The Didgeradoo" Hogan



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Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Adventures in Vegas - Episode 2


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Adventures in Vegas - Episode 1


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