There's Nothing Like a Pride Parade to Make You Feel Homosexual.

I don't know the feeling that overcomes all those in the general vicinity of the parade but apparently it's infectious. There is just this good vibe beeing transmitted and like a helpless radio you have no choice but to receive and shout out "HAPPY PRIDE!" which afterwards you look around and wonder what just happened. I tell you it's like mind control.

Is there a gay Charles Xavier compelling the people to be more gay than they are? Was there a steroid needle beeing passed around that boost one's gayness and make them super? Perhaps. I can only present you this evidence. Is that Wonder Woman I see? Like Corey said "There's nothing like a Pride Parade the make you feel homosexual" Every mild mannered gay men were turned supergay (and to a lesser degree, a slightly less mild mannered gay guy).

At the end though, when the last escorting police car passed by, the proverbial feel of kyrptonite was felt pass through the throng. Everyone knew the parade was over and they were back to their regular gay life. But there's always next year.