Monday, March 31, 2008

Are These Guys For Real?

Ok, so its only 1 game and 7 1/2 innings but the Nationals look like a club who may make some noise this year. It was almost a storybook type of game last night when the Nats won on a game winning walk off homerun on opening night at a new ballpark from their only star player. Thats the kind of shit that is only seen in movies...now i look at the Nats news (conveniently located on this here page) and see that the Nats are up on the Phillies 6-3. I think these guys are serious.

With the excitement and energy of a new ballpark, one of the better bullpens in baseball, a star player who is has managed to make late inning heroics his curtain call, a rejuvenated and healthy Christan Guzman and the return on Nick Johnson could very well be the ingredients to the first winning season in Nationals history.

Now I know baseball is 162 game season and we are barely through 2 games, but I think I'm starting to believe that maybe these guys can do something this year. I'll probably regret this post in about a month when they are on a 13 game losing streak, but heres hoping I won't.


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Traffic Whoring

It's ridiculous how some site will go to no end to traffic whore (pr0n). We here at PBND (free iPod) are conscientious (floppy), forthright (donkey) and ethical (dick) with our blogging (realfield). We will not bamboozle you with empty promises (xbox, ps3, more pron) just to direct traffic to our humble site (meatwhistle).

We only promise (everything) our honest opinion (I love lamp) and candid thoughts regarding (viagra) our day to day lives (penis enhancement).

So please (Jessica Alba makes out with Jessica Biel) come back and visit us (gay pirates).


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Saturday, March 29, 2008

Who Says You Can't Go Home?

So after a mere 15 years I went back to the Pacific Northwest, the place in which I grew up and call home. I was happy to see that not a whole lot had changed. It was still pretty much the city and area that I remember with the exception of some of the cities on the Eastside becoming suburban hell.

Anyway, here are some of the pictures from Chrissy and I's adventures in the Northwest.


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Friday, March 28, 2008

GI JOE!!!

Well this guy was creative. GI JOE on Rock Band. I wonder what other characters you can make up? Probably one of the coolest things I've seen.


Joystiq reader emummy decided to recreate GI Joe vs. Cobra in Rock Band. You can catch GI Joe after the break.

http://www.joystiq.com/2008/03/25/today-in-joystiq-march-25-2008/


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Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Welcome to Suburbia


So its official...Maniac and I are old. We have given up city life for a house in the suburbs. Granted, we've been renting in the suburbs for about 9 months prior to this shocking move down the highway, but at least that was renting. And technically we still had a city zip code, could walk to the city bus stop, and it was a 5 minute drive to the little hip areas that make up Atlanta proper.

I love a city, I really, really do. A little part of my youth, OK a big part of my youth, has been sacrificed over the last couple years. I got married (I'm too young to be married!)...to a guy with kids!! (I'm too young to have kids!)...moved to the south (I'm too...educated?.. to move to the south!*)...and bought a house in the suburbs (I am to young to buy/move to the suburbs!)

But you know what? It all feels right. I met a great man, with wonderful children, we live near a college campus and the house is perfect for us at this time in our life.

Its a nice sized split-level in a good area, near our work and schools, and a great backyard. I love the city life, but I also love to get away and have my moment in the sun, in the grass, under the trees...without worrying about being mugged or laying in dog poop or running into someone you kinda know from that place you went to with whats her name. How is she doing anyway??

While I'll miss the hustle of the city, I won't miss being hustled by homeless. While I miss the convenience of walking home from a bar, I won't miss the fear of traveling on public systems at night, drunk.

Plus I have a wonderful place to raise my step-kids and possibly my own, if this rapid aging doesn't stop soon ...(I'm too young to give birth!)


*Tongue in cheek humor....sorta...


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Parody movies SUCK

and they need to stop it already. i can't believe the shite that is passing for movies as of late. Superhero movie... really? did it need to be made? remember the spartans... oh come on. scary movie1through God how many have they made? date movie, stupid. and epic movie, how could one forget the sewage of that film. They have no original plot, the laughs they garner are far from anything worthy of comedy, and simply play on base low-brow visual gags. detractors would say that Airplane, and the like are the same thing. however, these movies are completely different from those classic comedy movies. parody movies of old had their own story lines, their own gags, their own jokes. this new crap is just that. crap. I have seen snippets from these films, though honestly, could not bring myself to watch them all the way through. The only bright spot is the Simon Pegg movies, hot fuzz and Sean of the dead. Pegg's movies are "like" a parody movie, but at the same time, completely its own. while it pays homage to the genre of zombies and cop buddy movies, it uses elements from movie greats in its own new fun way to make it hilarious. Brittany Spears shaving her head while singing terribly next to the well of death is just stupid. Oftentimes, new skool parody movies have pointless bits, like the spears gag that do nothing to progress story plot, only appealing to the wish that one could kick spears down a well of death.
These are not Chris guest movies either. master of the faux-documentary, and often poking fun of other movies, the chris guest films are completely original.. which is why they are funny. what jennifer coolidge is doing in these new skool parody films is beyond me.
I think the point that films succeed in this is that they are non-specific. Blazing saddles made fun of the spaghetti western, hot fuzz buddy cop movies, sean of the dead the slasher zombie flick. and even Airplane was the disaster movies set aboard an airplane. the non-specific humor is what grabbed. not very specific sight gags that are lame at best. the generality of it also serves another purpose. Timelessness. Blazing saddles remains hilarious and classic to this day, many of the issues it addressed, especially race are topical even today. I seriously doubt the relevance of Brittany spears to the human condition and society even months from now, let alone decades.
Which begs the question, WHY. why do these movies kill at the box office. remember the spartans was a smash hit. so these lame movies will continue to be made. but why do people like these movies? I just don't get it. I'm not saying everyone should go out and start watching documentaries and indiefilms, But this is ridiculous. I just want movies to be funny again. Pretty soon, movies will be like in the Luke Wilson film "Idiocracy"where its just a butt on the screen for an hour and a half. yeah I saw idiocracy. it was research.


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