Monday, March 31, 2008

Traffic Whoring

It's ridiculous how some site will go to no end to traffic whore (pr0n). We here at PBND (free iPod) are conscientious (floppy), forthright (donkey) and ethical (dick) with our blogging (realfield). We will not bamboozle you with empty promises (xbox, ps3, more pron) just to direct traffic to our humble site (meatwhistle).

We only promise (everything) our honest opinion (I love lamp) and candid thoughts regarding (viagra) our day to day lives (penis enhancement).

So please (Jessica Alba makes out with Jessica Biel) come back and visit us (gay pirates).

4 comments:

Harold and his Purple Crayon said...

Your depths of depravity for a few visitors knows no ends...

Do we really want the kind of people visiting our site who were searching for penis enhancements and stumbled across here?

Vinnie the Pooh said...

Don't forget about the people looking for gay pirates.

Superfudge said...

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Harriet the Spy said...

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