Chingate' Odalis Perz

I'm taking a cue from one of my new favorite blogs.http://fuckyoupenguin.blogspot.com/

and saying, FUCK YOU, Odalis Peres. you decide to not show up for the first day of practice to Nationals Spring training because you want more money and more guarantees. Well, Fuck you Peres, who the fuck do you think you are? you went 7-12 after starting for 30 games. I'm not asking you to win 20 games or more, I'm asking you to have more wins than losses. guarantee some wins asshole, and the natties will guarantee you some money.

and who the fuck do you think you are that you think you can command anything? You cant even command you're own fucking fastball. lets look at something I found out on the internets... Your Yahoo! stats page.
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/players/6088

honestly, i will give you this. You're average. You're FUCKING AVERAGE when it comes to ERA. I'm not asking you to have a super low ERA like 2.53 which is the league leader, but average, i cant complain. so far you're case holds some water. but then again, now I'm looking at the strike-outs column. your little blue bar seems very low considering the league league leader. 119 K's is way better than average in this column. that's great considering the league average is a mere 47. I believe you may be winning me over odalis. Your WHIP is shoddy to say the least, and now i understand why you play for the Nats. For your 159 innings pitched, you allow at least 1.48 walks and hits per inning. the league average is 1.38, which may not seem far off, but most pitchers can pitch 160 full innings in a season... you fall short at 159.2 not to bad, but we're starting to see why the worst team in baseball thinks you're not that great either.
My biggest problem is you're win column buddy. 7 games. 7 games? are you kidding? 162 game season, and you pick up 7 bigtime games?! you think this deserves recognition of skill? you started 30 games, if you broke EVEN you'd have 15. You dont even have that! SHIT, you don't have HALF of HALF. http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Top-O-The-Order-Oh-Odalis-mdash-Nationals-l;_ylt=Agz6XHghauHYyW98P1uzzouFCLcF?urn=mlb,141942

Before you start threatening staying home rather than be disrespected, you better start realising that the worst team in baseball is the only team willing to deal with your sorry ass.

also, in the last link there's a picture of you on the mound.. you're standing still, doing nothing. but I see a Baltimore orioles player running the bases rather casually... did he knock in a homer on you? I'm am guessing that's what it is considering you gave up 22 HRs in the 30 games you started, you POS.
My advice to you is asshole, get to practice, you need it. Otherwise, you will be sitting on your ass at home.
My advice to the Natties: sign me guys, my offer still stands. 1 million for one year. I guarantee 5 wins, or your money back.