"in the Group"

"in the Group." It's been a big topic in many conversations as of late. Why shouldn't it be. Who wouldn't want to be a part of this circle of friends? we're fun loving party people that are pretty damn loyal friends. The question is "what do i have to do to get in?" The answer isn't nearly as straightforward.
Many people have tried, but few have really made it in. and it's not like there's actually a list of things that one must preform to get "in". When you're in, you'll know it and won' t have to ask. Recent events have seen many spots open up on the roster: With Red and Maniac moving, it's not they're "out" but they are definitely playing for the married couples team in A-town. Rookie sensation Big Tuna decided that the fast times in Iowa City were for his style so he left in a hurry at the close of our summer season. and its not like he's "out" just yet either. But it seems as of late the group is slowly dwindling, and some of us are open to trying out new talent to the group. So here's a quick heads up and tips for getting "in" and staying "in"

1. Be original. Whilst most of our conversations come straight out of movies and TV, just be yourself rather than fake, and you'll be liked for you on your own terms, not some fake persona that you though was cool. Unless you suck, then you better be a damn good actor.
2. Show up to shit. We hang out a lot as a group. And some of us go out on weekdays. attendance is expected. and not just when its convenient for you. Noobs need to go out of their way to make appearances.
3. get on the mailing list. We send out mass emails often. This is where it starts to get tough. mostly because someone has to add you on their own. so if someone goes out of their way to add you, you've got a head start on the competition.
4. Read our blog. We enjoy writing it, and we love to have other people than just us reading it. Leave a comment, then we know you've been checking it.
5. Just cuz you did good during the summer months doesn't mean its over. Some people have hung out with us tons, but never really saw it through. We've tried out many people that just never really made it. And some were really close, then they just stopped calling, emailing, and showing up. be curious if you stop getting mass emails.
6. Some of us picked our own names. some of us had our names given to us. chances are if you're new, don't get to hung up on getting your name just yet, one will be provided. you can change it later if your around long enough. its up to you

We're a totally loyal group of friends, and all we ask in return is you be just as loyal. If want a friend that's more loyal. get a dog. just remember, you gotta feed it, and pick up ts shit. we're already all house trained. except maybe for Vinny the Pooh. He didn't get that name for nothing.