Things I've Overheard

Recently I was at a party. Being the social butterfly I am I overheard some awesome things, that must be repeated. While none of them are brilliant thoughts or Confucian wisdom, I thought they were funny to have heard because soemone actually said these things. discuss:

1. It's one thirty in the morning. I am not nearly drunk enough
2. but theyre in the way. <--- this was said while playing shuffleboard, in which pucks being in the way are pivotal to the game.
3. Youre drinking beer out of a can?
4. Do you have any good music? <-- This was said to the DJ, who played alot of crappy music.
5. Hey the black guy won. <-- this was referring to a game of connect four in which much battling was going on, but the person with the balck checkers had already got connect four,a dn failed to see it