BAD PARENTS

OK, so during research for my previous article I came across some VERY FUNNY STUFF. I like reading people's reviews of film. and I was amazed at the comedy gold found on Netflix. Below is the short synopsis for a movie entitled "The Cheerleaders"

Jeannie (Stephanie Fondue) is the new girl on the Amorosa High School cheerleading squad … and the last virgin in school. She really wants to give it up to the right guy, but all her good-hearted attempts go awry. High school was never like this! Kim Stanton and Jovita Bush fill out the squad, and Russ Meyer perennial Patrick Wright plays the coach.

OK, keep in mind that this movie is of course rated R. It was made in 1973 and probably has some sweet bom-chikka-bomwow guitar riffs for a soundtrack. Also it stars a actor by the name "Richard Meatwhistle" who no doubt probably goes by the name Dick. dick meatwhistle stars in this movie. Below is the review posted by a VERY irate customer.

Kari Hunold
5 out of 47 people found this review helpful.

I am furious about this movie. I found this movies cover to be decieving and it being rated R is so far off. My daughter added this to our queue thinking it was another movie like bring it on and bring it on again. To my suprise it is full of nudity and inappropriate sexual scenes for my childen ages 11 and 15. This movie needs to clearly state that it is basically porn instead of making it seem like an innocent movie my children would enjoy. I am completely astounded that this movie is still being passed on as rated R and that it is ok for children under 17 to watch so long as the parents watch this porn with them.

1. Cheerleader fetish movies were a staple of the porn idustry for YEARS.
2. Rated "R" doesnt mean its ok as long as you watch it with your parents. It means its Restricted.
3. Did you not read the synopsis??!?!
4. Any movie related to Russ Meyer is NOT FOR THE KIDS
5. Richard Meatwhistle and Jovita Bush???!!!!!

I would have LOVED to have been a fly on the wall int he living room. Imagine this: a nice family with their two youngsters sit down with some freshly popped popcorn, greasy butter oozing over their hands and faces. The lights are out and they pop in "The Cheerleaders". at what point do you realize youre watching softcore with your kids? Do you now have to have "the talk" with your children 11 and 15. obviously the parent above probably didnt because she wants netflix to tell her kids what movies she can allow her kids to watch and will probably have soemone else do her job when it does come time for "the talk". You do realize that rated R doesnt mean they say the "F" word a few times. It means theres probably going to be some TITTIES. There will be softcore sex a la USA channels "up all night" but with the boobies.
I'm very sick of parents expecting someone else to do their jobs for them. Isnt there a "recomends these movies also" when youre 11 year old put it in your queue? Did you not sit at the computer with your child as they surfed the internet? ever see Dateline? the rated system is a guideline people. And also it says why its rated r right on the movie sleeve. Rated R for AL, AC, N, SC, L, V, G, AV. just so you know now thats:
Adult language
Adult Content
NUDITY
SEXUAL CONTENT (my personal favorite)
Language
Violence
Gore
Animated violence

Chances are youre not reading labels, and you expected someone else to raise your kids. get a grip, screen a movie before you let your kids watch it. be wary of movies youve never heard of before. people like Richard Meatwhistle arent exactly members of the Screen actors guild. Just because netflix users gave it five stars doesnt mean its five stars from a nice parent with kids. And it doesnt mean the five stars that Finding Nemo got isnt the same five stars given to movies like Flesh Gordon. It means its five stars from a dude that was looking to do the five knuckle shuffle without having to pay internet fees, or going into the adult section in the movie store. And just cuz youre kid tells you its like Bring it on doesnt mean it is. damn people.

BTW- Eric recomends you see THE CHEERLEADERS.