East Coast Bias

Greetings friends! So glad to be back on my coast of choice. Insert bitter rant and observations about those who live in Orange County but spend all their time trying to emulate those on "The OC." So I'm sure that my vision was temporarily impaired from the constant and overwhelming sight of blonde highlights. And since when is wearing only one shirt not good enough? Everywhere I went I saw girls layering tank tops over tank tops, tanks over shirts, shirts over tanks, shirts over sweaters, shirts over shirts. Decision making is a necessary life skill people! Now to the boys...for those of you who went the lacrosse game (JHU vs. UM) and remember the boys whose hair could not possibly be contained by their trendy trucker/von dutch/ witty quipped hat, imagine a whole county of such pretty boys who are so fashionably disheveled. Those who didn't look like the woke up and found themselves in a Hollister ad were so immaculately groomed they could've passed for a member of the Gotti family. Don't get me wrong, I did have a good time...but as most of you know, my idea of a good time is ragging on people. But I'm definitely super glad to be back where my diatribes have an outlet.