My cup runneth over again, and again and again...

So, It's been a few days and I've had time for St. patrick's day festivities to really take hold. That and I'm remembering more and more all the time. So we rolled in, A, heather and me to the Ugly Mug around 7-ish. Packed. elbow to elbow. It was difficult to make it to the bar. People, when a bar is that crowded please be more conscious of who and what you bumping into. I lost a good six oz. of beer when that ass ran into my pitcher. So it was getting heavy, cuz Im trying to pace myself, and I set my pitcher down on a table that some group of ladies, who'd been there all day are sitting at. Thanks by the way. So pretty much, i've claimed dibs on the table, now we wait for them to leave. Dangerously, i leave to the restroom. I come back, and I cant find Adiriana. I'm scared, then I notice the girls thatw ere sitting at the table are gone too. then I notice Heatehr jacked the table and is sitting int he booth. Thats it. party over. I settle in for the night. Shila and her friends roll in and the proverbial fit hit the shan. Rcok n' roll. Vinnie and Jon follow in right behind. I get up, and go request a song. stupid DJ wont play mine, but he'll friggin' polay sir-mix-alot. K, enough of that. I sit back down and proceed to get to work. theres a ton of beer, nad not enough people. Appartently, i'll be pulling time and a half tonight. A song comes on, DOnt remember what it is, but i want to dance. I look over, girls are dancing on their tables. I get up. someone shouts froma cross the room. "take it off" theyre actually talking to me. I'm a rockstar. The DJ says, get that guy to stop. they send in the marines. Typical, my dancing lulls the marine boy into wanting to dance with me, I have skillzzzzzz.
An soldier and a marine are in a bar...
Someone smacks my ass. i liked it. Someone else does. I say to someone wheres the dollars I ain't doin' this for free! someone gives me another beer. Thats more like it.

JoshBLand. will dance for beer

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You Have An Ugly Mug

Oh man that was a blur. We ended being at the Ugly Mug all night. So we hanged out with some really cute ladies: Adrianna, Anna-Lisa, Christine, Heather and Shila and the night was great! There was a couple of girls dancing and even our very own Josh shook his booty which brought on a marine guy to dance with him. They eventually made a Heather sandwhich which should be a part of a healthy breakfast.

I really don't remember much but I've been told that I was harassing the ladies. I don't think I got slapped so I probably wasn't that bad. I do remember grabbing some ass...I just hope it was a girls. I'll leave the rest to Josh for our weather report or to fill in what I'm missing. I do remember having to find a bush on the way home to water it if you know what i mean and being sick once I got back. Actually the whole day today was spent just sitting around.

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Plan for Tomorrow

"Alright...command decision...I vote for Eastern Market, at least there are a bunch of bars there so if one is lame or gets too crowded we can move on. Plus, if its too crowded then Capitol Hill is just around the corner. Gotta play the odds!!" ~Mbutu O'Malley :o)

So it seems like Eastern Market will be the place for us tomorrow. Hope many of you can join us. Also here's a Alcoholscopes from Mbutu O'Malley

• ARIES 3/21-4/19
  Drinking style
  Impulsive Aries people like to party and sometimes don't know when to call it a night. Their competitive streak makes them prone to closing-time shot contests. They're sloppy, fun drunks, and they get mighty flirty after a couple tipples. Getting Aries people drunk is a good way to get what you want out of them, should other methods fail. Aries can become bellicose when blotto, but they will assume that whatever happened should be forgiven (if not forgotten) by sunrise. They can be counted on to do the same for you -- so long as you haven't gone and done anything really horrible to them last night, you sneaky Gemini.
• TAURUS 4/20-5/20
  Drinking style
  Taurus prefers to drink at a leisurely pace, aiming for a mellow glow rather than a full-on zonk. Since a truly intoxicated Taurus is a one-person stampede, the kind of bull-in-a-china-shop inebriate who spills red wine on white carpets and tells fart jokes to employers, the preference for wining and dining (or Bud and buddies) to body shots and barfing is quite fortunate for the rest of us. This is not to say that the Bull is by any means a teetotaler -- god, no. A squiffy Taurus will get, er, gregarious (full of loudmouth soup, some would say) and is extremely amusing to drag to a karaoke bar when intoxicated.

...And that's all the matters since it covers the April celebrants. Oh and just in case you don't know who Mbutu O'Malley is, it's Heather.

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We're cool and you're not.

sorry, what can I say? it's true. What other griup of people can come from so many different places in the world and party so hard that other people that don't know us tell us we kick ass. so, if you and your friends think you are all cool. I'm sorry, you are mistaken.

-Superfudge

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The Nancy Drew and the Pardy Boyz are online!

Why yes, we are very very good looking.

I'm claiming this carton box on the underpass of the Information Superhighway! Let's see how long I can survive as a hobo. I'll soon be working on the looks while I go and convince J'Beezy to pan handle posts for this site. He's a much more interesting character than I.

Be seeing you guys.

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