Geeks vs Nerds

I have been meaning to post this picture that describes the differences in Geeks, Nerds, Dorks, and Dweebs. I believe this accurately portrays the true separation of the "statuses". If you had to pick a winner I am sure it would be the Geeks.

Let me break down a few examples, for instance someone who is obsessed with technology or science to a high degree of knowledge and can easily relate to the world would be considered a Geek. Another example is a person who obsesses over something that does not improve their knowledge such as LARPing or Star Trek and can not be social or interact in a group without discussing their obsession, then that person would be a Dork!

Please Discuss, does anyone else have good examples to prove the Venn Diagram.

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A Dance Night For Delinquents and Degenerates

Hello NDPB,

Thank you for coming and reading this years very first NDPB posting for 2010. Being back in the DC area for the holidays really made feel nostalgic. You never really know how much you miss a place until you think you're totally out of there. And specially being able to see a majority of my friends makes me all the more eager to come back.

So a forum I frequently visit posted a link of a DIY Popping and Locking which was very painful to watch. But once you get past the hair...and the hair...and the bubble attitude, Dancing Kim is pretty hot looking. (no it wasn't a porn forum, yes it was a gaming forum).

Anyway, while Googling for more Dancing Kim goodness, I came upon this - Reform School: A Dance Night for Delinquents and Degenerates. This needs further investigation and the flashing gif compelled me to look.

This place happens to be in DC! I guess being out of the club scene I wouldn't know but there's girls in school uniforms. I'm not what else to say...there's girls in school uniforms. So check the links above and this link for a gallery.

That is all. Just an FYI.

PS
Don't miss Dancing Kim do the Robot, Cabbage Patch, and even the Thriller!

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Recent conspiracy theories

1.) The Moon video from NASA... first of all, the FES http://www.alaska.net/~clund/e_djublonskopf/Flatearthsociety.htm should be all over this. NASA had to go to HOLLYWOOD?!?!?! to "fix" the video because they "erased" the original tapes because they thought they would have to re-use it???? fuck man, were times so tough that NASA's blank check on space exploration did account for extra tape? the fact that th FES already think Hollywood made the Apollo missions ona sound stage in the valley somewhere only gains strenght when they go to hollywood to fix the footage. What... are they gonna pull the sets out of storage?? Fuck man, dont do shit that keeps the conspiracy alive. 2.) The Florida family murder... Alright, it may be too soon. but bear with me. a) That house wasnt a house, that was a F'ing COMPUND. It has been stated that the guys in custody expected the security system to be off because they had a person ready to disable. apparently that person never showed up. I find it odd that they all knew eachtoehr from working as oddjobsmen ont he property...so they had knowledge of the layout. Here's my theory. It was the eldest daughter.a) the eldest daughter would have knowledge of the security systemb) the eldest daughter would know the men from working ont he propertyc) the eldest daughter knows how much her parent are worth.d) she may have felt that her parent didnt love her since they adopted so many other kids...e) she got jealous.f) she wasnted to ensure she would receive money fromt he will, instead of it going to the adpoted special needs kids, which would severley deplete the inheirtance.g) She hired the gardner, and his cronies to off the parents.h) she left the security system on in order that they get caught. The only hole in my theory is how they could have been hired but not know it was her at the same time. otherwise, they would have dropped dime onm her already. am working out how she could have hired them via proxy, so they would have no knowledge who the "security expert" was, or that she planned the whole damn thing.

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Quimby's Queries #1

Do you think people ever fart in your face on the escalator?

Think about it, when you're riding 2 or 3 steps behind someone on the escalator you are at face level with their butt. If they wanted to, or just accidentally let one sneak out, they could quite easily fart directly in your face.

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Quote of the Day

"This change comes in a tea bag."

This quote is courtesy of RNC chairman Michael Steele. Stand alone, of course my mind went right into the gutter and I had myself quite the hearty chuckle, but Mr. Steele was referring to the Republican grassroots movement. Okay, my mind is still in the gutter and it's still a little funny. But apparently Mr. Steele was referring to those tea bagging hippies who reject big government every April and throw Tea Parties to protest having to pay taxes. I guess that's who the RNC is courting these days. But hey, if your government is doing something you don't like, you have the right to protest for change, even if you have to tea bag to get it.

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You Know What Really Grinds My Gears?

You know what really grinds my gears? When people ride the escalator all the way up to the tippy top. You know what I'm talking about? All the way up to where the stairs become flat and get recycled into the escalator again. It's like they can't be bothered to walk until the last possible second when they absolutely have to. Don't get me wrong, I'm not one of those annoying people who charge up the escalator at full speed, I enjoy the ride, but I will usually take the last 5-10 steps just to get the journey started. But sometimes this is foiled by the esca-rider who must squeeze every ounce of automation out of the moving stairs. When those annoying esca-bounders are flying by to my left I am stuck and must ride the ride to the tippy top, standing to the right for the entirety of my journey.

So to you esca-rider, move it or the top of the escalator will eat your shoelace.

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